Opened: December 20, 2019
Directed by: Tom Hooper
Starring: James Corden, Judi Dench, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, Ian McKellen, Taylor Swift, Rebel Wilson, Francesca Hayward, Laurie Davidson, Robbie Fairchild, Mette Towley, Steven McRae, Danny Collins, Naoimh Morgan, Les Twins & Ray Winstone
Victoria (Francesca Hayward) is new in the junkyard and she comes just as the cats get ready for the Jellicle Ball. Old Deuteronomy (Judi Dench) will choose a winner to go to the Heaviside Layer and be reborn.
Despite what the previous paragraph sets up, there is no plot to this film. It’s disturbing start to finish. The CGI will constantly throw you off and you’ll feel like you’re in a time vortex unsure if you’ve spent a minute, an hour or years watching this. There are some bright sides – Steven McRae’s Skimbleshanks and Grizabella’s (Jennifer Hudson) Memory – but they can’t save this.
Final say: This is a memory you don’t want. ★☆☆☆☆